your super source of sluts

So yesterday I got super drunk in a park so drunk that I dont quite remember leaving the park and making it home.

my family sais I was so drunk that I tripped and fell then I told my neice to stop being a cunt on facebook I dont remember any of that but since I do have about a 4 inch gash on my leg I guess its true.

the coolest thing about chilling in parks and drinking is the people you get to meet I met old school Eddie some music producer called D and some mooks.

what is a mook you ask??

a mook is a very cool dude that just doesent give a fuck

so these mooks I met actualy love being a mook so much they made a webpage all about being a mook MOOK LIFE its a pretty awsome webpage I like it alot being a mook is alot like being a juggalo maybe that makes me a mookalo.

the dudes also checked out cuntscab and want to write an article about yours trully and the webpage they also took all kinds of pics of old school Eddie and me when I was tottaly drunk off my ass id love to see how bad I look in those pics lol.

anyways you sick perverts that view this webpage should totaly check out MOOK LIFE theres some great articles and some awsome pictures some porn even.

So yeah today I went to my local blockbuster to see if they had a gay movie called the holiday for my neice she says its her favorite movie an I wanted to get it for her as a stocking stuffer for christmas and while I was there I seen the new chocolates they show on TV called merci, so I bought 3 boxes of the shit one for me one for my sister and one for my grandmother I am a sucker for new products and always try them.

so the box is 5.99 and has 16 individualy wrapped mini chocolate bars inside 8 flavors 2 of each totaling 200G of yummy chocolate so far I only tried marzipan and milk chocolate and they were both real good its pure quality chocolates extremly rich and tasty way better than pot of gold or any other box chocolate I ever tried, even better than godiva and even better than the box my friend brought me from Belgium and its only 5.99$

so I recomend you buy this chocolate for the ladies in your life especialy for girls you want to fuck and havent yet cause im sure after they try this chocolate they will want to try your cock next.