Hi my name is Ron “Necro” Bumstein
In like 2002 I released an album called I need drugs where I totally ripped off LL COOL J and I sold like 20,000 copies of that album I also put a picture of my real uncle freebasing crack as the cover cause my uncle smokes crack and I am one classy guy.
in 2005 I released an album called the sexorsist where I had a song called Who’s your daddy that I totally ripped off of the zombies from the sixties and it sold like 40,000 copies the whole album was about how much porn I like to watch cause I watch alot of porn here in my moms basement.
Since 2005 I released like 7 more BANGERS and they were nothing but BANGERS but none of them sold more than 10,000 copies so I did what any idiot Jew wannabee thug would do I released the same album for each one again twice one with just the instrumentals and one with just me rapping I dont know why people bought more copies of just the instrumentals I guess they dont like my lisp or like hearing about how much I like to jerk off to Lannie Barbie.
BANGERS thats what I release nothing but BANGERS and HOOKERS thats what I fuck nothing but HOOKERS they dont care that Im fat I have a small penis and that I sweat alot they just want my cash so I gotta keep releasing these BANGERS so I can keep affording to pay all these HOOKERS.
When I do live shows I sweat so much I look like a greased pig on stage I rap and I huff and I puff and I wheeze all across the stage as I try and spit out my BANGING Rhymes like ALL HOTTIES EAT THE JIZZ, ALL HOTTIES EAT THE JIZZ, ALL HOTTIES EAT THE ” hufff huff cough cough cough ” JIZZ.
I Love facebook I go on there all day and ask people to look at my videos and buy my stuff then I go look at porn then fifteen minutes later I go back on facebook and beg people to watch my videos and buy my stuff again and I repeat that process again and again and again all day everyday even on christmas cause I am a jew but heck I even beg people to buy my shit all 8 days of Chanukah too even on rosh hashanana and on yom kipper cause these people gotta hear my BANGERS cause I have dropped nothing but BANGERS since I started.
People love to ask me questions on my formspring page and I answer every single one of them cause I get like 5 total a day and I always give the best answers.like would I play the gathering of the juggalos?? hells yes I would but only if they put me on the mainstage and pay me more than Raekwon and DMX combined cause people love to watch a fat sweaty wannabe jew gangster rap about ALL HOTTIES EATING THE JIZZ.
I also like to cry alot on facebook and bitch about Howard Stern not playing the song I made about him on his radio show and I like to bitch about how Hopsin’s videos on youtube get a million hits in a week and mine havent gotten a million in 6 years maybe if I keep talking about hopsin some hopsin fans will look at my videos too so I think im going to keep talking about hopsin so hopsin fans can hear my BANGERS.
I hate psychopathic records so much that I named my company psychological records and when they released soopa villains I released street villains the only difference is they actualy sell records and dont have the time to sit at their computers and cry when somebody disses them like I do.
I love Kool G Rap I love him so much that I let him use my mouth as a vagina anytime he wants and thanks to him I might sell a whole 15 more copies of my new BANGER I did a live webcam show where I personaly signed all 12 pre orders of my latest BANGER that were all bought by Jay Beruchel and I also let Jay use my mouth as a vagina anytime he wants cause he put like 8 seconds of one of my BANGERS in a movie he made.
I think Im gonna do what Kid rock did and go country and release some counry BANGERS next.
anyways I gotta go beg more of my facebook friends to buy my shit or view my youtube videos I havent banged a hooker this month yet.
Please please please buy my stuff
Ron ‘Necro’ Bumstein